Jizzle

A jizzle is a single squeezed line of a sandwich condiment,usually mayo.

The more jizzles you ask for the more you are judged by your peers.The maximum jizzle capacity is 2 jizzles.
Side cups with extra sauce are acceptable as long as the first 2 jizzles have been used.

Ex;
"May I have 2 jizzles of mayo on my footlong please?"

by GirlSarahBearElizabeth January 14, 2021

Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.

Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!

by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022

Toe jizzle

slang for Toe Jackson, usually used on the west coast mainly in the Long beach neighborhood.

yo whats good Toe jizzle. Aye cuz, where Toe Jizzle at?

by snipes4 March 30, 2022

jizzled

A word for cumming jurassic in a female

I jizzled in that bitch

by sillywoman1246 February 4, 2022

Jizzle fizzle

The act of cumming in to a bottle of Canada Dry at the moment of climax and drinking it afterwards.

“This Canada Dry tastes weird.

That’s because I pulled a jizzle fizzle last night”

by Gaylord yessir February 8, 2022

jizzle

a jizzle is some one breakin it off and being extorted

defined: a jizzle is some who gets extorted

by BIGREDcopkilla May 28, 2021

Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.

We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.

by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021