No jizz Wednesday

When a male or female does not engage in coitus or madturbation on Wednesdays.

Jim: " hey, babe, what are you doing tonight?"

Kim: " I know what you want, but it's No jizz Wednesday"

by wnarer April 3, 2016

Jizz Expert

One who knows an alarming amount about the obtaining, handling and digesting of the male ejaculant.

Man Justin, you gobbled up that stuff real good. You have become a real jizz expert.

by Justin Grundstrom January 1, 2012

Fantasy Jizz

When a player you have on your fantasy football team scores so many points in a game that it makes you want to jizz (cum) in real life. (When a player gives you "fantasy jizz" you then take a dildo and act like it is that players penis and beat it off and clock yourself in front of everyone until you feel like you have appropriately paid homage to said player)

Sludge-"Le'Veon Bell just scored his third TD of the day, that's 49 points!"
Parker, Daniel, J Watt, Turner- "OMG! That's so much fantasy jizz! Gimme that gay dick!"

by Larry James May 16, 2017

after-jizz

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later

DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"

by epic player1 May 1, 2009

jizzed up

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010

Jizz guts

A cutesy, publically acceptable, pet name for your girlfriend, after you drop a load in her.

Have a good day at work jizz guts, I'm gonna go back to sleep until about 4pm so please bring back something good for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Jizz Hands

Hands that are covered in a generous layer of semen, usually after having given multiple hand jobs. Jizz hands make completing everyday tasks a real hassle.

*Phone rings*

Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"

Son: "Ok."

*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*

by nolstar December 17, 2016