Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024

Dirty Jinion

Having a wank with MC nuggets on one shoulder launching them into your mouth whilst keeping a pineapple ice ivg on the other shoulder

Lads I'll be having a dirty Jinion later after seeing that yoke

by Stinkyp0068 February 12, 2026

Dirty Jinion

Masturbating with a box of 20 mcnuggets on your chest a vape on your shoulder your phone in your right hand and your cock in your left

Hey I walked in on my dad having a dirty jinion last night

by Ira.Member February 12, 2026

Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022

A warm George Jenson

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.

That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo

by candypants raverslut June 19, 2025

no job jonson

a person with out a job

paultooreal is a no job jonson

by lil_user August 18, 2025