family jewels

A man's balls and cock

"he got kicked in the family jewels"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Crown Jewel

JP from Knotts Scary Farm.

JP is the crown jewel of haunt.

by Scoonburry November 19, 2006

family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 17, 2004

Jeweled Bell

The best of all your bling.

It is the Crown Jewel of all your possessions.

The Jeweled Bell goes *JINGLE* *JANGLE* just as a normal diamond goes *BLING* *BLING*

by TsarithArcher January 23, 2009

ethan jewell

an amazing poet/singer songwriter that speaks on issues from mental health to heart break. rose to fame on tiktok and has created an amazing platform. he also has luscious long hair that frames his face perfectly and he's beautiful inside and out

i simp so bad for ethan jewell

by no one specific August 25, 2021

spit jewels

To ejaculate, Preferably on the body of a female, and watch it glitter.

"The chick was so hot I had to pull it out and spit jewels on her stomach"

by urban dictionist March 21, 2007

Persian Jewel

The hair growing out of a persian girls ass crack and up her lower back; often in a triangular or diamond shape.

Jake- "Dude, check out that ass."
Friend "Nah man, shes got a persian jewel..."

by supercooljake April 28, 2009