jumble jarred

when traveling at high speed on a snowboard and attempting to stop one hits hard pack causing a rapid jarring motion of the knees, hips, and testicles resulting in the sensation of testicular impact.

Ahh...dude, totally got jumble jarred on that one... give me a sec.

by go4bigfuzz June 28, 2016

Earl Jarred Mars

The dumbest fucker around. Earl Jarred Mars is such a fucking idiot that he can fucking throw a grenade at an enemy and end up killing his teammates who are on the other side of the map....

with.out.fail.

WATCH OUT EARL JARRED MARS HAS A BOMB

by XD-Anon June 27, 2019

Jeredeth

1. the homosexual act of coming in another males ass and then puting you testicles in the persons asshole and then getting them to cough

KYLE: i really want a jeredeth... milane can i have a jeredeth please

MILANE: sure kyle why not just fuck my ass first

KYLE: with plesure

by RBDR September 8, 2009

Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN

"Wow, he's such a Jarred"

by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016

jerrydick

White individual who is completely bald, have very small dick, uneducated, therefore makes minimum wage, unable to satisfy his girl, dont get laid often, therefore his girl cheats on him with guys with brown dicks.

A homo looking baldy guy with AIDS, whos lips look like a pussy with herpes, working in the stone industry, making less than a hard working Mexican.

Baldy homo dude who sucks brown cocks for a living on 171 street and hillside ave.

Dude, did you see that jerrydick Robert Savnio? I knew he was a homo. he looks like he's got herpes from sucking homeless dicks.

so I get an IM from this jerrydick robertasavino, and all he asks me is where he can get penis enlargement. WTF dude?

robert savino is such a jerrydick, rogaine is not working for his shiny ass bald head. what a dumb fuck.

by tyler perryy June 27, 2010

Jerked

When someone’s muscles are very big as a result of lifting weights.

Did he see that guy at the gym? He was jerked!

by Big D you know me June 8, 2018

jerren

Can am/jeep driving douche bag. Has molesters mustache. Has a skinny wiener. Can usually be found on Sundays mud ridin. Wants to be a cop so he can arrest the haters. Is a horrible salesmen and manager. Even with his many flaws, he is a genuinely nice guy and always tries to help a brother out.

Person 1"Look at that horrible manager"
Person 2 "awe bro he is probably a real Jerren"

by Jysm1222 November 6, 2013