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JD

Noah: JD is so hot and sexy, I want his pp in my butt.
by JDLover69 January 1, 2021
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JDS

Joey Drew Studios
I survived JDS and all I've got was a t-shirt
by KJ7OCHVARD April 21, 2021
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JD

Jumbo Dick; means man has large penis
Man I bet James has a JD.
by Jmcdonald186 April 17, 2019
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JD

A Jd is a person who usually has A very small penis so small in fact some may say he has chode.A JD is pretty cool until you talk about his chicken sandwich in a box.
Wow that JD could never pleasure a girl.
by Youngdung1256848936 November 28, 2018
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The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.
JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.
by Don Jr. March 16, 2025
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JD

JD means fuck diss (jebać disa). It comes from polish folklore and you say JD if you really like someone.
boy: jebać disa orka dziwke kurwe pizde. JD!
girl: You are soooooo romantic!
by ilikespaghetti February 24, 2020
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JD Hodges

The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
by ErMahGerdErtsErPernerss April 9, 2023
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