Javana

Marmite. You love her or you hate her. Javana is loud, mad, loyal, exciteable, 'in your face', charismatic, confident and simply bizzare. Some find her arrogant, some think that she is simply confident. Depending on the tone of voice used Javana can mean almost anything. A Javana is usually 'ghettofabulous' with BIG hoop earings and 'gold' chains.

*Talking to a bunch of random strangers in the pub when there is absolouteley no occcasion to celebrate.*

"Drinks on me everyone!"

"Awwwwww!!! You're such a Javana,"

"Does this dress look good on me. I don't think it does???"

*Telling the truth because the dress is hideous*

"Naaaa!!!! That dress makes you look really fat. It makes you look preggerz"

*Angrily* "Don't be such a Javana!"

by qawzsexdrcftvgybhunji October 5, 2011

Javaid

An extraordinarily funny individual; one who makes nonsensical jokes; generally has no hair.

Whenever Javaid is around I laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose.

by aishassiwhwm October 7, 2007

Java

A slow, horrific language that takes a shit on everything that made C++ good in order to be easier to use. Ironically, it's harder and more frustrating.

Java: Oh boy, let's have fun with our interpreter, garbage collector, and enforced bad Object-Oriented practices!

C++: You're a horrible person and you should feel bad.

by TheAirPump March 2, 2010

Pittsburgh Java

When an employee drops a turd in another employees thermos. So if you don't like someone and you know where they keep their thermos in between breaks....and you feel a crap coming on...pick up a turd from the toilet and drop it in his thermos for a warm cup of Pittsburgh java.

mmmmm...that Pittsburgh Java is good.

by Dennis the menace II July 15, 2009

java

A word used by english speakers - american english, specificaly - meaning a hot drink made with boiling water and toasted coffee grains powder.

Hold on a second, let me fix up a java for us.

by pbelasco February 19, 2005

javakiddies

a person who is new to mirc or java, also see n00b/newb/nub

-The javakiddie needed help with the commands again-

by DD07 October 16, 2003

Javada

One of the most energetic and funny people out there. She can be very calm one minute then very loving and crazy the next. She has a big booty despite what she says. She is very cute and guaranteed to make you laugh every time you talk to her. If you are lucky to find a Javada, keep her in your life because she will always keep you in hers. ;)

Boy: Damn that girl walking down the street has a big booty
Boy 2: Thats Javada

by Machii November 5, 2018