A very nasty fungus that grows on the bottoms of feet, usually after consuming too much of an alcoholic beverage. It is green, moldy, and continues to reproduce itself in the swells and fat cells of your feet. The cure for Ja Rule is to go to your local doctor and get the pill "Tupac" perscribed to you.
"Friend 1: Yo man, i was clubbin' last night with my friend Fat Joe, and then Shaq came and stole his cheeseburger. Fat joe cried, so i took him home, then when i woke up, I had ja rule on my feet!"
"Friend 2: I've had ja rule before, you need to take a dose of tupac"
"Friend 2: I've had ja rule before, you need to take a dose of tupac"
by Tyrell Jesse May 31, 2005
Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti
by G-UnitSoldier November 20, 2005
some cynical nutter who can make pretty fabulous dragon noises ;D
gorgeous and totally unique, has the co-ordination of a piece of driftwood and is the funniest person in the world
likes watermelon men
and lemur kings
gorgeous and totally unique, has the co-ordination of a piece of driftwood and is the funniest person in the world
likes watermelon men
and lemur kings
by natileLOL September 24, 2010
The worst point guard in grizzlies history. He was so bad that he had to switch positions and turn into a shooting guard (If you know, you know). He is so goofy, when he does the griddy it makes me want to rip my hair out and put up my kids for adoption even though I already did that years ago.
by JAMORANTGETTINGLOCKEDUPHAHAHHA April 22, 2023
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by Uncle Funkalunkel November 18, 2003
by DaVeY-KsOiEhAwO February 22, 2005