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Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.
Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.
by Paylardo November 3, 2010
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general jackassery

noun-just fucking around
i was hanging out with some friends, and we got engaged in some general jackassery
by closing time April 18, 2008
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jackass

by refuze May 17, 2005
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Jackassaniacal (JAK-ASS-A-NIAH-KAL)

A person or persons who are literally crazy or literally a maniac about acting like a Jack Ass !
A "Jackassaniacal (JAK-ASS-A-NIAH-KAL)" person constantly loves to go the extra mile to be not only annoying or a nuisance,but makes sure that everyone around them is not only uncomfortable around them but goes out of their way to act like a selfish baby or jack ass simultaneously while being a pain in the ass at the same time.
by Darizzle7 July 3, 2011
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egomaniacal jackass

Refers to someone who is an egomaniac and a jackass
egomaniacal jackass: Hey fuckers! I bet I can run 20km faster than you can and still have to energy to kick all of your asses!
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.
by benormous April 28, 2006
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Jackassery

Words and actions used by someone that make them a Jackass.
Don't bother me with your jackassery.
by Zaharias May 1, 2006
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jackass

"you Johnny!"
by fred August 25, 2006
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