A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020
Get the The Jesusmug. The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. 1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe
2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
by Whitestpersonever January 10, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. 
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
Get the Jesusmug.