Ivan

A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!

Person 1: When Chuck Norris eats, he doesn't move, he auto-devours!
Person 2: Ivan

by Ehrenmann March 18, 2020

IVAN

toi e gei

ivan e gei

by IBUYMOMSPUSSIES March 24, 2020

Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020

Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.

"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"

by kingcatniko June 12, 2020

ivan

A gay boythat playes fortnite he sits plays fortnite and rocket league all day and has sleep overs with Martin his duo is probably kartar

Ivan is a waker

by Ivanko October 30, 2020

Ivan

Piano obsession, Cello lover

Best friends with Joe andrews

Fellow druggie

Collects tennis balls

Joe andrews:nahhh g

Ivan: you go bestie

by I like bubbles November 24, 2020

Ivan

The name Ivan means that they are loving,caring and and polite and sometimes a goofball/smartass

they are most likely pansexual or straight

"that boy is talking about other boys!!, that must be a Ivan"

by imoutoftoiletpaper February 13, 2021