slap-itch

The itchy feeling you get when you just *have to* slap the fuck out of someone.

A lot of people talk that way; it gives my friend Dena the slap-itch.

by youroldhandle October 24, 2014

plumbers itch

When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"

Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!

by Plumbers Itch January 29, 2015

rusty itch

a reddish-brown genital rash that keeps coming back like the skank you had a booty call with and who won't leave you alone.

Man, I got a rusty itch on my nads that keeps popping up like my ex!

by V.D.Robison May 24, 2010

Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 1, 2016

Butt itch

A chesni

Man that person is a butt itch

by Dictionary master oof May 9, 2018

shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house

Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.

by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014