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trust issues

thanos bean is responsible for 90% of my trust issues
by jazzyplants April 13, 2021
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Daddy Issues

She filters the world through the lenses of
schemas self-fulfilling prophecies of

submissiveness to the dominance of

others

she lives at the mercy of.
“She’s such a people pleaser, does she have daddy issues or something?”
by poetB March 14, 2022
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KMC Alignment Issues

A Keyboard/Mouse/Computer Alignment Issue is a variation of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) which involves the way your keyboard and mouse are in relation to your computer. If you have a KMC Alignment Issue, you constantly move your keyboard and mouse to align perfectly with your computer and your mouse and keyboard must be completely even with each other.
1. If my keyboard and mouse are uneven, I go crazy and fix it!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!
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never had any issues

Not having any problems with a job carried out by a professional.
“Painted a car in a car park the other day, done it for years, never had any issues”.
by Blaine2020 February 19, 2020
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Daughter Issues

When you are dating or are attracted to a girl that resembles or looks exactly like your daughter. Sometimes people mistake said girl for your daughter. Alot younger in age than you.
You must have "daughter issues" your dating a girl I mistaked for your daughter
by BrittanyAnn 😘 April 13, 2021
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boy issues

stuck with ONE boy who you have committed your heart to but he doesn’t like you back (
“i have boy issues
by h3ll0k1tty December 8, 2020
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Sky Daddy Issues

Sexual deviance that results from being raised in Christian purity culture. Religious trauma, not parental.
"My bio dad treated me just fine, I have these kinks because of my Sky Daddy Issues"
by Gremlinenergy November 1, 2022
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