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Island Time 

Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.

The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.

If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.

It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.

Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!
Island Time by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020

Island High

Island High: the mood you 're in to, while you re back in the city, everything sounds (and really is) annoying but doesn't really mind, cause all you think of is the island.
It is usually caused after short, but filling vacation under warm sun, sandy clothes and lots of booze.
The effect fades away day by day.
If the affection is still active after a good night sleep, you should pack and go back where you ve lost your mind.
Hey, he just took your spot in the queue!

Who? Where? Oh yeah, nevermind, i m still Island High
Island High by cascade_cat October 4, 2011

Island Vacation 

When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)
"What are you stopped for?"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"
Island Vacation by pseudmrk1 February 28, 2012

island effect

An effect that happens to men in regards to only seeing ugly women for an extended period of time, in which they begin to see ugly women as attractive.

This consistently happens to men who work too much, and dont go out often. Especially in low paying, night shift jobs.

Its called the island effect because one is isolated from the attractive, outside world.
Duderbroseph: I dunno what it is about Esmeralda, but she really seems hot lately

Sane person: uhhh... when was the last time you went somewhere besides work and home?

Duderbroseph: i dunno, like a month?

Sane: Island effect.

Duderbroseph: Shit...

Island Of Doom 

The New England Patriots Defense. It can be shortened to "IOD" and this definition fits the Patriots defense perfectly. There defense has not been this amazing since 2004.
The Patriots Island of doom has captured another player, in Doug Baldwin. He cannot get past their defense!
Island Of Doom by wesleysnapes February 8, 2015

Island hopper 

Girl or guy who hops from one dick or pussy of a different race.
John : "damn sally just a island hopper, she was just with Jose, now she fuckin with zabo"
Sally: "Yeooo, Sam was just with my bitch joseline l, now he got him some Jamaican pussy, that nigga a real island hopper"
Island hopper by Cj_2019 March 24, 2017