Intense City

(adj): An uncomfortable or serious situation in real life or on a melodramatic television show that people discuss afterwards. It likens witnessing these events to living in a city that's...intense.

"Whoa, were you there when her boyfriend flipped out about her ex being invited and she cried? It was Intense City."

"That DeGrassi episode about HPV is Intense City."

by Smashhh December 18, 2009

intense

Camping

You know what else is intense … camping

by Reaphumor May 23, 2024

Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.

My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off

by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016

Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.

Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now

by __naux__ November 19, 2024

Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

intensive care unit

A place where critically injured/sick people go, similar to an emergency room.

Serious cases of COVID-19 are in the intensive care unit.

by this_girl_knows_all May 25, 2020

Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS)

When someone does nothing but is always sick and feeling weak. Wakes up in the morning has headache, goes outside has stomach pain and sleep inside has cold.

Look he looks so weak and tired, was he carrying blocks all day?
No, he literally just woke up
Bruh that's so messed up
He has Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS)

by Self-Educated Doctor January 21, 2021