pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy October 31, 2007

wind donkey

a fart

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey

by Gavin Amra November 25, 2018

Wind the frog

'Wind the frog' means 'get ready'.

It comes from the scene in which Woody launches the plan to escape from Sid's room in Pixar's 1995 movie Toy Story.

Scuttlebut has it that the phrase was popular among the film's crew during shooting.

"Do you think we should do it?" -- "Wind the frog."

by pendantry June 03, 2020

Pussy to the Wind

It's like the phrase "Man up" except not sexist

"Come on, don't be scared, ask him out! Pussy to the wind!"

by soraggedyann May 14, 2018

wind fluffle

A wind fluffle is a fluffle that is caused by a strong wind which messes up one's hair.

Jasmine looked precious when she was wind fluffled after sticking her head out of the car window.

by Aristeo October 30, 2008

wind twirly

A wind twirly is a rapidly rotating column of air that is in contact with both the surface of the Earth and a cumulonimbus cloud or, in rare cases, the base of a cumulus cloud.

example: They've issued a wind twirly warning for this area.

by Random10203 September 17, 2018

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason December 01, 2018