pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

Wind Dueling

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.

I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.

by SirBobbius December 25, 2021

wind fluffle

A wind fluffle is a fluffle that is caused by a strong wind which messes up one's hair.

Jasmine looked precious when she was wind fluffled after sticking her head out of the car window.

by Aristeo March 11, 2009

Wind shit

Another term used for farting.

"Yo the kid in the seat next to me just caught some wind shit."
"Bro you feel that wind shit yet?"

by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

Wind the frog

'Wind the frog' means 'get ready'.

It comes from the scene in which Woody launches the plan to escape from Sid's room in Pixar's 1995 movie Toy Story.

Scuttlebut has it that the phrase was popular among the film's crew during shooting.

"Do you think we should do it?" -- "Wind the frog."

by pendantry June 2, 2020

bucket of wind

One's ability to speak for long durations.

"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."

People who monologue have big buckets of wind.

by Bucketofwind August 16, 2017