Nagarjuna Cement

cement that prevented 9/11

construction worker: "what type of cement should we use?"
construction worker 2: "nagarjuna cement"
construction worker: "oh, i'm dumb, that kind prevnted 9/11. genius!"

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland June 13, 2024

cement slippers

1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.

2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.

I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.

by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018

cementation

when a guy ejaculates on the forehead of a dirty.

What I did last night.

by Snuser July 2, 2005

cement poisoning

the poison hidden in the cement you eat.

they love to give people cement poisoning.

by iaamtoadman December 13, 2020

cement

verb
it is action the action of rinsing down your mouth with a liquid because your food is dry.

damn this sh*t dry i need water to cement this.

by Smash2103 July 18, 2021

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023

Cement Mixer

Two individuals perform oral on each other to completion. While the participants mouths are still full of cum, they proceed to have intercourse while aggressively French kissing.

My girl just doesn’t get turned on anymore without doing the cement mixer.

by WhoSlangDu? September 27, 2021