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hottest couple

jaiden and cate are the hottest couple
by cate the great October 30, 2022
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hotness

A conjugation of the word "hot" so that it can take on a different usage
"I'm impressed by your hotness."
by onestanza April 9, 2004
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Hostess Cupcake

When a man ejaculates into a black woman, then quickly pulls out and spirals the rest of the cum on her belly. In essence, creating a Hostess Cupcake with white filling and white frosting on top.
Dayumm, that mother fucker just turned her ass into a Hostess Cupcake.
by Shanica Bright September 23, 2010
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New Hotness

To refer to something as being better than a previous ownership. Mostly used when talking about cars. Made famous by J.W.A.S!
Yo did u check out Josh's new hotness? Much better than that p.o.s Escort he used to have.
by Johnny Blaze April 15, 2004
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Hotness Factor

A numerical value assigned to a female which, on a scale of 1 to 10, reflects her level of hotness when taking into account her engagement in lesbian or bisexual activity.

The value is determined by first assigning the female a hotness value between 1 and 10, with 1 being the least hot and 10 being the most hot. Then, take that value and multiply it by the power equal to the sum of 1 + the number of females with whom she is engaging in lesbian or bisexual activity.

This value is useful in determining to what extent a female's hotness value is increased by simply performing sexual acts with other women. Practically, this formula is useful for a male to determine whether or not he would have sex with a woman or women whose hotness value(s) alone is/are not acceptable, but who is/are engaging or may engage in lesbian or bisexual activity.
In the examples below, assume that Sally and Brenda both have hotness values which meet my minimum threshold for sex without taking into account their hotness factor.

Example 1. Jane's hotness value is 3. I would not have sex with Jane alone. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 3 to the power of 1 + 1, or 3 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 9. I would now have sex with Jane and Sally.

Example 2. Jane's hotness value is 2. I would not have sex with just Jane. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+1, or 2 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 4. I still would not have sex with Jane.

Example 3. Same facts as example 2, but now Brenda has joined Jane and Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+2, or 2 cubed. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is now 8. I would have sex with Jane, Sally and Brenda.
by The_Melvin April 2, 2010
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HottMess

Someone who lives the Rock Star, Porn Star, White Guy/girl wasted LIFE! And still manages to look Super Sexy even after an All-Nighter!
Alex Mosiniak HottMess
Lindy Lee HottMess
Fergie/Jesus
by Big Sext July 14, 2013
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street hostess

A woman,girl,and/or lady whose living life through her vagina as a hooker and/or female escort.
That bitch is sucking dick like a hooker, no dog as a street hostess.
by warchiyldhe March 11, 2006
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