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hook it up

about the goods for the party - my friend who works the streets said he could hook it up.
by matt October 23, 2003
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idiot hookers

A term used by Chanel Oberlin, meaning a word you use to describe someone you don't like.
by Teddybear1124 March 21, 2017
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America's Next Top Hooker

This is a fake TV show from the video game: Grand Theft Auto 4. This show is obviously making fun of the terrible show: America's Next Top Model. In reality the two shows achieve the same thing, which is judging women solely based on there bodies.
I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I heard an advertisement for "America's Next Top Hooker" on the radio, while I was running over hookers. It was funny.
by Brymlee November 14, 2012
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man door hand hook car door

The mans hook is caught in the car door.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by Anedo February 4, 2019
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Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.
"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."
by Milk D August 9, 2008
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hooked

1. preferring someone or something

2. addicted to a drug
One bite of this fudge and you'll be hooked.
by Light Joker November 24, 2006
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hook me up

Gangster way of asking someone to share something with you.
Yo, hook me up with some Pringles. I didn't eat for two days.
by ProStaff January 26, 2005
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