hopkincest

Noun. The name given to a Johns Hopkins University phenomenon in which anyone you hook up with will have hooked up with at least five of your close acquintances including friends, roommates, lab partners, fraternity or sorority members, TAs, RAs or past sexual partners. There is a very limited pool of sexually active members of the JHU social community, and students are bound to double (or triple) dip on multiple occasions.

Student A: (pointing) I totally hooked up with that hot Engineer last weekend.
Student B: What? He banged my roommate's best friend, my lab partner AND my TA last month!
Student A: Ugh, really? Hopkincest at its best.

by amum November 5, 2007

Hookie Jam

High School aged party thrown during school hours, usually in a house of working parents. Where teens playing "hookie" or cutting from school meet & get there drink on

Did you go to Troy's hookie jam last week? I heard it was off the hook.

by songbyrd76 January 16, 2011

Honking

Something that smells very bad, to the point your struggling to breath it in. Or makes you recoil in some way.

Bill: dude have you been in the new multi story carpark?

Ben: yeah, the stairwell is already honking of piss

Or,

The builders have been ripping the ceilings down in that room, so don’t go in there yet without a respirator on, there’s dust everywhere, it’s honking.

by couzinworms June 29, 2018

Hooking Up

Casual sexual activity. Sex while not in a relationship with eachother. Similar to a "one-night stand," but it can happen repetedly. As long as the two people are not serious about eachother, and they have sex, it's hooking up.

Me and John hooked-up last night.

Did you and Mary hook-up at the party?

We aren't going out or anything-- we just hook-up from time to time.

How long have they been hooking up?

by SandyCheekssss October 23, 2009

hooking up with a cow

hooking up with someone really ugly, regardless if the not-ugly person is under the influence of alcohol or not.

Matt hooked up with Matilda, which is basically like hooking up with a cow

by koncept666 April 24, 2010

Hoopin

To be playin, messing around

“Dawg dont worry homeboy hoopin”
*pulls out knife*
“I was wrong he ain’t hoopin”

by Cream_Team April 19, 2019

hooding

When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.

"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."

by bigtrick February 10, 2015