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hopkincest 

Noun. The name given to a Johns Hopkins University phenomenon in which anyone you hook up with will have hooked up with at least five of your close acquintances including friends, roommates, lab partners, fraternity or sorority members, TAs, RAs or past sexual partners. There is a very limited pool of sexually active members of the JHU social community, and students are bound to double (or triple) dip on multiple occasions.
Student A: (pointing) I totally hooked up with that hot Engineer last weekend.
Student B: What? He banged my roommate's best friend, my lab partner AND my TA last month!
Student A: Ugh, really? Hopkincest at its best.
hopkincest by amum November 5, 2007
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Homoincesturbation

The process of cloning and engaging in sexual intercourse with said clone.
That homoincesturbationist can go fuck himself.
Homoincesturbation by Jonopants March 22, 2013

homoincestual 

Sexual relations between closly related individuals of the same sex.
"Mike is such a homoincestual, he had anal intercourse with his father Ron, then sucked Ron's dick and ate his load!"
homoincestual by Scottieb November 16, 2007

Homoincesturbation

The act of time traveling and having sex with oneself.
Marty McFly missed his opportunity for homoincesturbation
Homoincesturbation by ingut February 19, 2013

Homoincesturbation

The act of having sex with your clone. It is the combination of incest, masturbation, and homosexuality. Can potentially and technically, mean twincest as well, if identical twins are involved.
You are the clone of your original and you find yourself naturally attracted to him/her. So you have sex. The homoincesturbation was excellent.
Homoincesturbation by EpicLord September 3, 2012

Homoincesturbation

Having sex with your clone
Did you know that having sex with your clone is Homoincesturbation?
Homoincesturbation by binsky89 September 3, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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