herpegonosyphilitis

The worst of all sexually transmitted diseases. The herpes simplex virus with added genetic coding from the gonorrhea bacterium, allowing it to invade CD4+ T cells and rewrite their tRNA to code for syphilis proteins. Can only be cured by a cocktail of paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and Mad Dog 20-20.

Guy 1: Dude, I think I caught herpegonosyphilitis from those 5 hookers at my party.
Guy 2: Here, have some paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and a fifth of mad dog.

by Colonel Obvious February 21, 2009

Herpes On Toast

A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.

Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.

Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

Herpes Cannon

A woman that knowingly spreads herpes to as many guys as she can.

My ex girlfriend is s herpes cannon

by Budadoo2 April 3, 2011

herpedurptologist

The study of retarded lizards and reptiles

Hey have you met bob?
he's the local herpedurptologist for the national park service

by the retarded lizard guy October 21, 2011

feet herpes

A disease one likely receives from wearing rental bowling shoes without any socks. Causes irritation and itchiness, kinda like athletes foot. Highly contagious! foot, herpes, feet, foot herpes

My son wore flip flops to the bowling alley and came home with feet herpes because he forgot to bring socks.

by homee disease December 1, 2011

Super-Herpe-gono-aid's-ymidiae

A mass of STD's that can only occur in someone that has done an entire poke'dex full of people they don't know that could have STD's

How does someone who has had sex with over 400 people not end up with Super-Herpe-gono-aid's-ymidiae?!?!?!

by Fangbreaker October 3, 2012

Electronic Herpes

A computer virus, which no matter how many times you try deleting it with antivirus programs, keeps coming back.

Dude 1: Hey man, why weren't you at Meg's party last night?
Dude 2: Ahh man. I was stuck inside all night, man.
Dude 1: Why's that man?
Dude 2: Fucking Electronic Herpes man.
Dude 1: Ahh man... Shit.

by Iceman1993 March 2, 2015