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Dead Heading

When giving oral sexual favors and falling asleep with the penis in your mouth.
Gurl, I was so tired after being railed by that gentleman that when I went to put his dick in my mouth, i was suddenly dead heading him.
by Twinky Boots July 27, 2016
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Heading to Disneyland

Going to Disneyland or another theme park to relive feelings of youth and be surrounded by iconography of youth when things were perceived as better.

Related to Peter Pan Syndrome.
I am heading to Disneyland cause I've been feeling down lately.
by Jimmy McKnowsbetter March 7, 2011
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Heatherington

One who refuses to accept responsibility, i.e., blames everyone except herself. A person who often becomes hostile without provocation and savors an opportunity to play the victim.
Man, it was completely her fault and now she's yelling at me for her mistake - what a Heatherington!
by POTUS007 June 11, 2018
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Haidering

Bailing out last second of a plan or failing to show up when needed. Like either just say yes or no.
"Man stop haidering just come with us"
"He/she can't make it they're haidering"
by funnybrownboi March 7, 2021
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Hearing AIDS

A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS
Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.
by entonces_taco August 7, 2022
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Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!
girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*
by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017
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Turtle Heading

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.
Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!
by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017
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