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Wet Hawaiian

When someone eats diced pineapple from a womans vagina
My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.
by Bluebeard1245 October 11, 2020
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Hawaiian Crepe

A. A pineapple baloney crepe garnished with Wasabi

B. Undisclosed sex position
A . Excuse me maam , can i order a Hawaiian Crepe?

B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!
by TheSilenceWillFall January 1, 2022
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Hawaiian Fat Roll

When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.
Damn did you hear about Carson doing a Hawaiian Fat Roll with Tabatha last night?
by Chance Lance April 24, 2024
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Hawaiian Brown Nose

Dumping a can of pineapple chunks in a person's anus during sexual intercourse and eating it all out
She hit my line asking for some Hawaiian Brown Nose
by DiddlyPuff98 November 12, 2024
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Hawaiian Submarine

The act of filling a condom with sperm, then boiling the rubber, and inserting it into ones anus.
Hey bro, I just burned myself doing a Hawaiian Submarine. I’m going to the ER right now!
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Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.
karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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Hawaiian Gerard

King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.

I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 6, 2021
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