have the ass

To become intensely angry or annoyed. Sometimes expressed as having a "case of the ass." The phrase was popularized in the military. To give someone a case of the ass is to anger them.
I have the ass because Sergeant Carter put me on guard duty.
John woke me up early and I had a case of the ass all morning.
by Steve_M July 03, 2008
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Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.
Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.
by Meistersinger October 11, 2008
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let's have it

UK. Said if you're offering someone a fight. Something a cockney gangster might say
What? You wanna have it? Let's have it then you caant
by Jackie-F September 28, 2005
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Have a Sprite

1. Chill. Like the DD in your group of friends when you go out. They're all getting wasted, you're just having a Sprite.

2. Fucking around. Like when you end up late because you were being lazy and just not getting around fast enough. You were just having a Sprite.
1. Meg needs to just shut up and have a Sprite.

2. Katey would be here now, but Tom had to go have a Sprite.
by Shade3 April 06, 2016
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have a crap

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels
Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.
by summergal March 27, 2015
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have a fit

to get mad or upset. basically an expression which is way stonger than getting angry.
Mum will literally have a fit when she sees that broken vase.
by mervee September 16, 2018
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