1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
by Global Feetus March 27, 2007
by Donky Hammer February 14, 2015
To throw down; to drop knowledge/bombs/etc; to lay down the god damn sauce; to reveal information; or to make rapid advancements upon previously unknown prey.
Emmett: Yo, bro, I was fuckin' droppin' hammers last night!!
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!
Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!
Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.
by Mackles200 July 17, 2012
by M Fartz October 17, 2010
A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
by Smoothy Drewballs January 14, 2012
Adam went out with Christi the other night with the hopes of giving her the Flying Camel but he brought along his lazy hammer instead.
by Duluth Kan Jam May 11, 2018
Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.
Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"
Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"
Admin bans the noob.
Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"
Admin bans the noob.
by footskate90 December 21, 2007