handler

Handler has different meanings in many contexts- in competitive sports it means a trainer, in programming it specifies a routine that deals with a specific situation or type of data, in the CIA, FBI, etc. it means an agent's manager, and in the airport- a baggage handler... puts your bags on a little conveyor belt.

Generically, it means a person or thing which deals with a specific subdomain of interest.

Authoring an Urban Dictionary post makes me a kind of modern definition handler, a weapon of mass education- ya dig?

by Curiously Pernicious July 14, 2020

Slut Handle

A Girls Pony Tail or Pig Tails used as a handle while fucking her like a dirty slut. Or, used as a lever while getting head from same.

That girl was hot last night, I went deep in her ass and she tried to run, but I had her by the slut handle so tight I almost broke her neck.

by DonJuanDeLaNooch April 10, 2011

Hamlet's Syndrome

The problem of overthinking and lack of action. It often causes intelligent individuals to be unsuccessful.

Due to Hamlet's Syndrome the genius lived a sad and unproductive life.

by joeblow12 March 27, 2009

handle that

To throughly take care of.

"That girl lookin fine, you better go handle that."

by Kyle November 25, 2004

bitch handles

when emo/scene girls have long hair over their ears, their called bitch handles (as in many of their pictures you'll see girls holding a chunk of hair. aka bitch handles)

"did you see that emo girl on myspace? she had serious bitch handles"

by SceneKid665 October 29, 2007

Like Handles

n. When the lower side of ones body is not quite fat enough to be referred as a love handle but not fit enough to not be called a love handle.

Tyler: "I need to watch what i eat I have like handles."

Robert: "It could be worse you could be me and have love handles!"

by Lakisha Jenkins August 21, 2008

Retard handler

Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.

The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner September 9, 2013