The Hamburglar

A person or group of people place a large order of hamburgers from the McDonald's drive-thru menu. Then, after they have paid for them, the driver looks away (preferably placing a wallet or pocketbook in the passenger's seat). While the driver is looking the other way, another person dressed in a black striped outfit runs by the window and grabs the bag of hamburgers from the McDonald's worker. Then the driver asks for his money back or another order, and the group successfully doubles their order of hamburgers.

My friends and I were starving, so we decided to use the hamburglar.

by lsdforfree December 26, 2009

hamburger ho's

Any females who will exchange sexual favors for food.

She sucked my dick all the way up to the drive through window.

by e-z money September 28, 2003

hamburger crotch

(noun) An unpleasant looking vulva which has undergone some sort of trauma and now has the appearance of raw hamburger meat.

Britney spears flashed her torn up hamburger crotch to the eager Poparazzi last year.

by Mitchigan October 24, 2007

hamberder

Like a hamburger, but served cold on a silver plate by an idiot. Not to be confused with the "hambirder" which is a Quarter Pounder served between two McChicken pattiez.

i just love wiping stormy all down with sum hamberder wrapperz.

i never got behind that thousand points of light. but 1000 hamberders. now that is worth shutting the gubmint down for.

by SweetPoTater January 15, 2019

hambackled

The state of being tore-back to the point of complete and sincere enebriation.

Juliet is always hambackled after 3p.m.

by August Westibule May 20, 2006

Hamburger Sliders

Act when two guys wear nothing but shirts and slide around while doing anal sex.

My ass still hurts from the hamburger sliders last night.

by Michigan2455 May 19, 2010

Hamback

When one partakes in crazy Friday at any Potbelly Sandwich Shop location, beware of the feverish hunchback figure who seemingly has a ham placed under his/her shirt. It is only seen on crazy Fridays, most recently at the Saline-Eisenhower location. Also called the Hunchback of Notre Potbelly.

Oh no! It's the return of the hamback! OOOOOH OOOOOH!

by Kitty O_o September 17, 2011