West Ham United

Fucking massive.

West Ham United is so fucking massive⚒️

by Mcrawley74 May 7, 2021

Ham Cigar

The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.

"Ham Cigars!" (nuff said)

by MrPea March 24, 2013

Ham Buttons

Refers to the nipples of a particularly fat woman.

Holy shit look at da ham buttons on those look like a stack of checkers pieces under there.

by CaptainFluffernutter May 1, 2015

Ham Assassin

Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.

I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.

by Icepick_Trotter October 1, 2016

ham special

It's when you stick a piece of ham inbetween somone's booty cheeks and eat it like a ham special. It's even better if you add swiss cheese.

I got stoned and gave her the ol' ham special last night.

by mojoKornziahmegatron July 1, 2017

Wet ham sandwich

A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.

"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*

by A INTILLEKTUAL June 25, 2018

ham sammy

Going all out, doing the most, going hard. Used when you try your hardest

"Dang bro, I just went full ham sammy on that no-skin"

by cadenski December 28, 2018