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haletosis

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.
by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005
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Prince Hamlet

One of Bill Shakespeare's most complicated characters. He's a thirty-year-old prince of Denmark who is pissed off that his dad just died and that his mom already married his uncle. He has a slight Oedipus complex, is suicidal, and probably shouldn't be trusted with anything sharp (he makes rash decisions). Even though he vows to get revenge for his father's death, he screws up and actually revenges his mom's death in the end.
Prince Hamlet: To be or not to be that is the question.
by OSU 1848 March 9, 2006
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halleluiah

A popular word used in hymnals and songs meaning, "Praise the Lord" which is usually referring to Jesus. Used by Christians, angels, and maybe some wackos who dont know what it means.
Halleluiah! Jesus rose from the dead!
by www.eternalsoldiers.net January 26, 2004
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Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.
detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010
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Halley's Comet

Often referred to as a girl's butthole. Usually one that is large in size, similar to that of a comet.
I just saw Halley's Comet!
by Bon Skribit April 19, 2009
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Hallelujah

When ur actually happy for once, and your parents are being nice to you. Also, you might say that when you have a hard pp.
Man, my parents are being cool, and I don’t have much homework;Hallelujah!!
by DaT SuPErMaN December 11, 2018
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Hallewood

Pronounced: hally - wood, as a play on words of "Hollywood."
So I heard about this website called hallewood-(you figure out the rest of the address because were not allowed to advertise wbsites ;) )- which is something like a fan site for Halle Berry, and i had a thought: Hallewood is not a fan site, hallewood has to do directly with the stiffy that a man obtains or a woman may mentally feel whilst taking a gander at Halle Berry's fine, physical ASSets. This may occur during masturbation or recreational porn browsing.
(As Jay enters the room, his friend, Zach, quickly closes the laptop he was looking at, and zips up his pants)
Jay: "Dogg, what is that strange bulging in your pants?"
Zach: "Uhh, you know, just pitchin a tent, finding some wood, polishing the rocket."
Jay: "Oh man...that's uncalled for. Wait lemme see this laptop...oh DOGG! thas no regular porn-related wood, that's some of that hardcore HALLEWOOD! GET OUTTA HERE, with your disgusting rock solid hallewood man, everyone knows it's impossible not to skeet once you start! So take that shit to the bathroom!"
THE END
by [pause]not February 23, 2008
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