Gurt

Splooge, mangravy, mangoo, dick-wid, ball batter, spunk, semen, jizz,

I was tearing the skin off it when my bro walked in the room , the gurt began to squirt when we locked eyes.

God made gurt, gurt don't hurt

Hurtin for a gurtin

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

Blapta gurt

Awesomesauce.

“Are we going to the quarry?”
“Hundo P”
“Blapta gurt!”

by Blaptaboy July 22, 2022

gurt

your buddy gurt, you always salute him saying ''yo''

''Yo Gurt''
''gurt: yo''
''yo: sybau''

by imbetterthanuincallofduty June 15, 2025

Gurt

Doing something smart but also very dangerous

Joe is gurtting trying to get his crush

by unjoyous13 April 18, 2025

Gurt

Gurt: someone who does something very smart but also very dangerous

Gurting: The act of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

Yo: Gurt chill out man, you almost got us killed with that lane change

Gurt: Yo, chill out. We gonna get there faster.

Yo: U right gurt, my bad twin!

by Real_Gurt May 3, 2025

gurt

to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half the bottle of cough syrup.

by thatsnowconeguy January 12, 2018

Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024