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Grampy

A lecherous old man. Clever and probably killed a lot of people in the Vietnam War.
Oh god Grampy’s coming over tonight?! Warn the neighbors after what happened last time....
by OD1N99 October 13, 2020
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Gromph

To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.
I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.
by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009
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Grampie Leigh

A king that will lead the troopers to victory
I wanna eat Grampie Leigh's ass
by clappedcheeks January 25, 2021
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grumpy lettuce

grumpy lettuce
oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long. It's so bad it actually makes the vagina look unhappy.
Was it not for the grumpy lettuce I would have been able to maintain an erection.
by BroccoliRob September 5, 2008
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grumpalumpagus

generally unpleasant, grumpy, or morose person.
how goes it grumpalumpagus?
by Sarah Lea December 3, 2007
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grumplestiltskin

a person that is in a bad mood or "grumpy"
He is a grumplestiltskin becaue he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
by Dizzy E January 6, 2008
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Grampy the Mammoth

A very rare mammoth found in the very anticipated game named 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' made by video game developers Bethesda.

In order to find this very rare character, you must do this by order: go to Windhelm then head south, then just past Kingsgrove there will be a small section with a pond--after you turn left which then you'll be encountered by a crazy tree named the Mammoth Elder Tree. That tree, by the way, is where the Grampy the Mammoth eats and makes a Kudacohiscouscis bow (otherwise known as the Kuda bow), the strongest and most rarest bow in the game as of date.

You will then be confronted with Grampy the Mammoth and keep in mind, this is a random event, so it may only work half of the time. If found, he will shit out the Kuda bow and then you can either kill him to start the Angel quest, which will lead to the Angel transformation, or let Grampy live so you may possibly find another-- which sells very high in stores.
-Hey dude, I found the best bow ever! The Daedric Bow! It's SOOO strong!
-Nah man, you NEED to find Grampy the Mammoth for the most MLG bow in the game, the Kuda bow!
by TheRondny101 November 22, 2011
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