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by Thou Crumpus November 21, 2019
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The girlfriend test

When a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. You perform the Girlfriend test: Plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, masturbate. If you still want to hang out with her afterwards she passes the girlfriend test. If you don't want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.
I wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.
by Tlutt13 March 14, 2011
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A culmination of many cultural nuances in Asiatic culture that results in the psychological warping of a young women's mind. Any soul unfortunate enough to get stuck dating one is in turn subjected to twisted mind games, which they often choose to bear with because the partner is both 1) hot and 2) asian.
"So she wants to be alone? And she was kinda testing you to see what you would say by moving away and asking for an open relationship? Sounds like hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames to me..."

-Tomek
by rockyourjon October 5, 2004
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National Girlfriend Day

Everyday is NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY! Tell her you appreciate her and send little texts out of the blue and tell her shes beautiful or you love her. Something like that
National Girlfriend day
Boy: texts girl friend i love you out of the blue
by ChickenLad October 29, 2019
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Urban Girlfriend

A girlfriend that publishes lies about you on Urban Dictionary.
Kyle: Emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions?

Emma: Your dick is one inch long Kyle.

Kyle: No it's not! You're being quite the Urban Girlfriend right now!

Emma: Fine, I'll change it to two and a half inches.

Kyle: Thanks babe.
by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015
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Girlfriend

A girlfriend is something that everyone wish to have.
Its something that keeps you going when everything looks skata, when the sky is cloudy.
Its also something that you wanna hug and kiss all the time and make love too.
Its what makes you worry about , what makes you cry and smile and hope and dream.
You wanna die everytime you make it sad or cry and wanna kill yourself for not beign there when she needs you.
Its something that makes you wanna be a better man just so you can make her happy
Its something great and priceless and delicious and warm.
ITS THE THING YOU THANK GOD FOR BRINGING HER TO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE EVERYDAY BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE.
by Manthukos January 21, 2009
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Girlfriend

(n): a woman who turns your world upside down. She always knows when you need her and will not stop loving you if you make a mistake. She deserves everything you can give her and you love her unconditionally. Your girlfriend should be cared for properly. You should never be afraid to go to the store and get her tampons, and when she is upset, you must do everything in your power to make her feel loved. Your girlfriend may be difficult at times but it will always be worth it to be with her through thick and thin.
My girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
by Weirdoshaveshavedcats May 19, 2018
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