gerpy

1. cross between twerpishness and geeky

2. adjective used to describe one who enjoys telling jokes or making statements that cause those awkward or confused silences

3. a collection of words blurted out when the better thing to do would have been a cough of restraint

.......she can be kinda gerpy at parties......

person 1: tells nasty joke that make most within earshot cringe

person 2: 'way to spew the gerpy, comrade!'

by Luciferous June 24, 2009

gorpster

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.

There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

goopy

Covered with semen (or any white, slippery/sticky fluid purporting to resemble semen, such as whipped cream, frosting or hand lotion).

"All the scenes in that porn movie have goopy endings."

by Jenna Nugent February 27, 2005

gorby

in reference to the former Soviet Union leader Gorbachev, because of his red
birthmark on his head: when a guy is
doing a chick on her period, & he gets
blood on his dick, so he pulls it out
to smack her in the head with it...

"that girl let me do her on her period,
so i had to give her a gorby"

by IMPLANT MAFIA January 26, 2005

goopy

the feeling in your stomach when you really like someone... the butterflies in your stomach that feel like their trying to burst out.

When I think about him, i feel all goopy.

by Retroclassic January 16, 2006

Gorp

an individual who eats fart bubbles out of the tub and frequently sniffs bicycle seats.

Can you believe that Gorp got elected to office!?

by Enola jay December 30, 2009

Gory Hole

A flesh wound created for a sexual act in which one member cuts a slice into their willing partner's flesh then proceeds to pentrate the wound with their tongue, finger, penis, or toe.

"This wound wasn't really an accident. My girlfriend gave me a Gory Hole last night, and it's still very tender."

by alaska! December 17, 2006