Gobble Flop

The act of bouncing ones hanging testicles off a woman's neck while receiving oral sex making it look like she has a turkey gobble.

On a hot summers eve last year Andy proceeded to gobble flop his lady down by the pond, midway through they ended up sticking to her neck.

by RobSonic November 26, 2009

Gobble my Hog

An instance in which your girlfriend will wrap her lips around tip, shaft, and/or ball sack and proceed to gobble like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

I cant come to baseball because my girlfriend is coming down to gobble my hog

by The Hog Gobbler December 6, 2010

Goalgasm

Excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.

I am going to have such a goalgasm when I reach this goal.

by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014

Gobble Copter

The act of motor-boating another person's buns or thighs. Ladies love this seductive use of skin-slapping cheek movement. Gobble sounds make it all the better.

I can't wait to go home so you can give me a furious gobble copter! - mom

by Westside47 April 16, 2015

Global Dumbass

Someone who's fucking stupid and doesnt know anything about global issues.

Iain: why's it so dark outside?

Zach: its because of global dimming you global dumbass!

by The juciest juicer October 5, 2017

Goalkeeper

A goalie is someone who saves the ass of their team day in and day out , but gets shit after missing 1 goal

Our Goalkeeper sucks

by Bryan Salazar April 19, 2018

Morse Goal

Any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. Typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. Morse Goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. Apply to sports video games such as Fifa 10, NHL 09, and NHL 10 as well as real life sports.

X "Oh my god that goal I scored was dank"
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."

X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."

by Bob Jobs May 17, 2010