glark

Verb: The funny, sloppy, gulping, choking noises one makes while performing deep throat fellatio.

To glark or not to glark, that is the question.

by Jacqui Lambie May 27, 2016

Glasgow Smile

Torture method used be mafia members in Glasgow, Scottland. Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then, further pain is inflicted upon the victim until they scream. Since the mouth has been cut, the incisions rip further alond the side of the face towards the ears.

He'll only look happy when Tyler gives him a Glasgow Smile.

by TeeDee April 2, 2004

Glasgow

Gaelic name = Glaschu Scots name =Glesga
''The Second City Of The Empire''as it was known in Victorian times.The largest city in Scotland ,Shipbuilding giant Located on the Banks of The River Clyde home to about a million people,also the second most populous in the UK.Home to some of the Finest Georgian architecture in Britain.Glasgow has also got more Parks than any other City(Dear Green PlaceFounded in the 6th century by St Mungo Who is the Cities Patron Saint.Football plays an important part in Glasgow ,Hampden Park Ibroxand Celtic Park being the three Largest Stadiums in Scotland.Hampden Park used to be the Largest Football Stadium in the World untill the 1950's

Glasgow isMiles Better used to be the official slogan
Glasgow Became European City of Culture in 1990

by The Equaliser June 11, 2006

glass screen

A screen used in a pipe or water pipe to keep what your smokeing in the bowl and out of your mouth

customer"What is a glass screen?"
clerk "its a screen... but its made out of glass"

by Sko56 May 10, 2006

a glass of water

Its a glass of water dipshit

Hey gimmie a glass of water

by Sinbad_The_Pirate February 10, 2018

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".

Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

by Telephony September 12, 2014

ghetto glass

Clear plastic wrap used to replace windows when one can't afford real glass.

I can't afford to replace my windshield right now so I just taped on some ghetto glass.

by Strappy November 18, 2006