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gerbed

To spit, drool, or for anything to come out of your mouth.
Maggie: I just gerbed all over you.

Olivia: Eww
Sarah and Lauren: You what ?
by Lomssua March 21, 2010
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Gerben

Only jokes or shouts and is incapable to do anything else
Oh wth is that? Dont worry, its the Gerben of our school
by Aiwbedhwje May 22, 2018
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gerben is a simp

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gerber

A girl who is both very hot and clearly underage. Derived from the definition of burger as being a fine piece a ass; a gerber is a young burger.
Kevan: What were you up to?
Jim: I was at the high school for my little sister's soccer game. That place was crawlin with gerbers.
by DuezersAnonymous January 5, 2007
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Gerber Baby

known as a person that is not about that life. One that gets drunk after two beers, and does not handle liquor very well. Also a person that gets no women, and has no muscle definition.
We're going to the club tonight, but we're leaving the Gerber Baby behind. We dont want him throwing up after two beers.
by Carlos Hangover Baby. January 19, 2011
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Gerblet

A term used to describe a kid who dosen't look or act his age. Gerblets are usually found on skateboards, or getting into trouble. They're occasionally seen rolling with olafs and jesgers.
Bob: Nigga how old's that kid?

Jim: 14.

Bob: What the fuckkk!?

Bob: And who the hell is the tall clumsy one driving them around?....pssh fucking oaf.

Jim: That's olaf. He can't keep his grades up so he resorts to smoking and stealing with gerblet and jesgers.
by jkdfhgkusdhg December 1, 2009
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Gerbileus

An ileus is a partial or complete blockage in the bowels that can cause pain, a distended abdomen and the inability to defecate. A "gerbileus" is an ileus specifically caused by a gerbil.
Renaldo had not pooped for days and his abdomen was distended. He suspected it was the gerbil he had allowed Pedro to put up his butt the weekend before but needed an x-ray to confirm the diagnosis of: "gerbileus".

Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.
by Pammie Cakes November 18, 2011
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