Gaping

verb. The act of spreading the asshole with something other than your penis. Primarily four fingers (two on each hand).

Dude i was gaping her last night with four fingers, and i made her asshole square, i coulda measured the right angles.

by angry ga[]Der September 4, 2010

gaping

An irregular sized vagina or butt hole.
made wider by having to much sex.
A very loose vagina or butt hole.

Callie's so gaping you could stick the thumb of michigan in her vagina.

I thought i discovered a black hole only to find out it was Callie's gaping vagina.

by Chene Nowicki December 9, 2008

Gaping Asshole

An anus with humongous size, usually in diameter. See wordgoatse/word

He crammed his sticky thick love shaft into her gaping asshole.

by Omniverse March 28, 2003

Gaping Chasm

A large Anal Cavern, Usually a result of continuous penetration to the anal cavity by a large object or sexual organ.

Gaping Chasm, I fucked my girlfriend's ass so hard, I left her with a Gaping Chasm

by Brian Jones the tool August 6, 2007

Gaping Dragon

When you stretch out your girlfriend's ass, put a beard dragon in, and let it crawl around.

I bought a lizard so I could give my girl a gaping dragon.

by Ray Copper March 7, 2014

Galileo

1. A scientist who said the Earth revolves around the sun.

2. Slang for a pale Italian. Since Galileo was put under house arrest for the rest of his life by the church for saying the Earth revolves around the sun, he probably lost some of his Italian tan.

1. He's studying the sixteenth century scientist Galileo.

2. Guy 1: You know that guys Italian?
Guy 2: What? Look at how pale he is!
Guy 1: It's fine, he's just a Galileo.
Guy 2: Oh...I guess he spends lots of time inside.

by starwarsgeek133 September 3, 2010

gaping vag

A snatch/vagina that is so massive in size that a truck could proceed to drive through it. Often occurs when a slut/whore engages in many sexual activities to the point where her vag hangs to the floor.

My girlfriend has such a gaping vag that i can stick my entire arm inside of it.

by Carrie & Erika February 18, 2008