gabe

a bitch with a smol peepee

freind A: did you see gabes small peepee hes such a bitch

by BugDick February 6, 2019

gabe

A guy that isnt accepted by guys so he hangs out with chicks just as friends.

Dude look at that fool he is a gabe

by Zach Attack115 December 6, 2006

gabe

A unitard wearing child molestor who looks vaguely chimplike and is obsessed with fruit and small fur bearing mammals.

That gabe was over here eating a banana while learing at my kid and stroking a frightened looking squirrel.

by Nunya Binez February 4, 2009

Gabing

(gay-bing)-v- To make a lie so retarded that everyone looks at you like your an asshole.

Synonym(s): Impulsive Lier

-Guy 1: Dude I totally have a falcon that kills anyone from the government that is out to get me because I'm a part of an organization called FBI I'm the president of it because i made it.
-Guy 2: Uh dude...stop gabing me. We all know thats not true

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-Guy 1: Dude I have cancer. But I have hair that I can glue to my head. AND IT GROWS WITH MY HAIR!
-Guy 2: Wow thats not cool. Stop gabing me you retard.

~Next Day~

-Guy 1: Oh the cancer thing is all over with because I made a cure and I used it. But it was only enough for myself and the ceiling collasped on my head so i forgot how to do it.
-Guy 2: *Walks away shaking his head* Fucking asshole.

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-Nerd 1: Insert popular girl's name here totally blew me last night.

-Nerd 2: Yeah right. Stop gabing me.

by ifailepicly December 14, 2010

Gabe

I fag that gets no pussy

I hate that guy hes such a gabe

by Me1269 March 8, 2017

gabe

the name used for mind-bogglingly ugly people

Duke is so gabe, holy shit.

by LOL!@ September 14, 2006

Gabe

Anyone who plays cards, trading cards, or anything to with cards,excessively and who fried his brain with lsd.

Man I met a real gabe last night.

by J. Tellez December 28, 2005