functified

Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.

The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"

by Rich Friedland December 15, 2008

fuct

To be in a very unfavorable position. A more specific version of the very versatile word fucked.

There are probably 10 cop cars outside, we are so fuct.

by MFolks January 9, 2008

Funce

Had fun once.

"Oh yeah I remember that, I funced. "

by RTcunninglinguistics June 29, 2017

functionable

Something that is both functional and fashionable. Used frequently by fashion models in Europe when describing an item used to accessorize their outfit that can be used day to day.

Wow that purse is very functionable

by CJOII August 28, 2010

Funcy

Contrary to popular belief, "funcy" should not be confused with fancy. Funcy is an adjective used to describe something tacky, foolish, or trashy. This term is a discreet insult and is best used when someone or something is trying to look or be fancy; however, the turn out ends up foolish and awful. People think you're complimenting them by saying "fancy" in a clever way, i.e., "funcy" but you're actually ridiculing them.

1. You're trailer park home on the other side of the freeway is so funcy.

2. Like, OMG! You look so cute today with your brand name clothes from Kmart; super funcy!

by Raulgbz August 30, 2009

funcle

a funcle is a fun uncle.

Funcles contract syphillis more than regular uncles

by seanscape September 2, 2005

Funcom

any company that sucks donkey balls, fails on its promises, all the while stealing your lunch money. can be a verb or a noun.

Noobie: "OMg dis GamE teHSUxORZ, therrz no end gaME cOntent ere'thing is brokd and my character is NerFeD worse Than a RaNger!"

Zogish: "Haha, bitch, you got Funcom'd!"

by Collin S. June 27, 2008