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God fumes

When you can't afford to purchase gas for your vehicle so you drive to your destination running on only the faith God will get you there.
"Pay day isn't until Tuesday so I drove to work on God fumes."
by DefinitionDonna February 1, 2016
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catholic funeral

Killing an an animal or person and then disposing of it poorly, such as dumping it over a hill.
I told the kids their dog went to a farm, but I really gave it a catholic funeral.
by Choir Boy 38 April 24, 2020
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Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.
“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”
by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021
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Baby shit in a funeral home

Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
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fricky's funeral

A project who someone with a dumb name has been working on for an estimated 208+ days as of writing this.
person 1: how long has Malachi even worked on Fricky's funeral for?
person 2: I have no clue, but it'll probably be longer than the wait for Half-Life 3
by basement eater#87 July 1, 2022
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Funeral For Two

Kenny: Are you going to Daniel's wedding?
Alex: You mean the funeral for two?
by ACampbell September 27, 2008
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funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.
My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial
by lcthatch November 7, 2014
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