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fuckwith

A person or creature who pulls verbal or physical pranks on others just to fuck with them for personal enjoyment.
Example 1:
Did you see the pink double-headed jelly dong that Brian zip-tied to Billy's truck bumpber? What a fuckwith.

Example 2:
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Checking the Wim and the Wom on this hula hoop.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: The Wim and the Wom. It's hula hopping terminology. The Wim is how well it will keep travelling in an arc when you get it rolling in a circle. The Wom is how long it will keep wobbling before it finally drops, once it's no longer travelling in the arc. It tells you a lot about the balance of a hoop.
Person 1: Really?

Person 2. Nah.
Person 1: Ugh! You're such a fuckwith.

Example 3:
My cat ambushes me every time I walk down my driveway. She's such a fuckwith.
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FUCKWIT

a person who is an absolute shitface whore never EVER HANG OUT WITH THEM OR YOU WILL LOSE EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT AND MAYBE YOU'RE COCK.
by SPIKYBALLS March 15, 2013
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fuckwit

One who cannot spell carrying. (see above)
One who has extreme difficulty carring out the simplest of tasks, such as remebering to go to work and breathing.
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Fuckwit

A person that acts like an idiot. Often dresses like one too.
My friend always acts like a dick, and tries to dress like Ricky Fowler. We call him a fuckwit.
by Rzitup June 7, 2014
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fuckwit

One who is so dim, he does his best to advertise the fact by choosing online names such as 'Buggerlugs' to describe himself.
Hi, I'm Buggerlugs, and I remain a fuckwit.
by Scientist July 31, 2005
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fuckwit

A fucking dimwit. Someone that has no clue (sometimes a retard ) They get the piss taken out of them, and sometimes act thick on occasions. Usually a nice person, but can be retarded or disabled.
Jimmy : Corr, its hot in here!
Jake : You fucking dimwit, its an oven!
Jimmy : I never knew that!
Jake : Well then your a bit thick then arent you, Fuckwit!
by Kieran Th July 20, 2006
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Fuckwit

You.
I know you’re reading this. You’re a fuckwit.
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