Human fudge

Poop.

Eat my human fudge.

by Atrum777 December 19, 2008

White fudge ding dong

What to call a white guy's dingleberry after anal sex.

Anne loves a white fudge ding dong before going to sleep.

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

Knuckle fudge

The mess left on the top your hand after grazing the peak of the monster deuce you left in the toilet.

Yep, I got this knuckle fudge from mountain scraping

by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021

unpack some fudge

excrete, defecate

Guest: "Excuse me, I just have to go upstairs and unpack some fudge. See you all in twenty minutes or so!"

Host: "Ok, jolly good, see you later.."

by Spanish Prisoner August 23, 2011

Fudge you

The nicer way of saying "fuck you".

Fudge you, asshole.

by qwertyjerk April 23, 2011

lapse in fudgement

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops

Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement

by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008

Fudge Truffle

A term used to represent the virginity of someones anus. It is a slang expression which is considered the anal counterpart of a cherry; sometimes involving shit instead of blood.

Character I: “I popped her fudge truffle.”

Character II: “Her what?”

Character I: “You know, it was her first time getting fucked in the ass.”
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“The other night I popped this chick's fudge truffle and she got soft serve on my dick.”

by Ryan Zeisloft September 26, 2008