Fucktard 

The shortened way to say "fucking retard". Someone who is a complete, well...retard. Used to describe idiots of all varieties, including but not limited to: Myspace whores, every boss you've ever had, your parents, The Jonas Bothers, people who never leave the /b/ forum, and Mrs.Pacman.

My uncle ran into the screen door once, he looked like a fucktard.

Some girl: Can you believe he asked me out again?
Some girl's friend: After cheating on you? What an idiot.
Some girl: I know, what a fucktard.

Fucktard by frogy8thefly May 6, 2009

fucktard 

A contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used to negatively describe a person, place, event, or thing. Note that all fucktards are assclowns, although not all assclowns are fucktards.

(1) Saddam Hussein is a total fucktard.
(2) That song was fucktarded.

fucktard by BasharTeg March 7, 2003

fucktard 

The world's hottest mustard, inducer of searing nasal pain and sometimes permanent nasal hairloss.

Person 1:Hey, did you pick up some mustard?
Person 2:Yeah, I got some Fucktard.
Person 3 (awakes from drunken stupor) Holy fuck! Better get some beerz ready!

fucktard by Cheeseboy777 May 31, 2006

fucktard 

some one so mother fucking retared you wonder how they get dressed in the morning.

dude why are you such a fucktard

fucktard by bob the mailman March 16, 2008

fucktard 

The absolute bottom of the barrel idiot.

Mobius got caught trying to stuff handfuls of dirt up his ass. He is definetly a fucktard.

fucktard by sgtpppr November 16, 2006

fucktard 

Person who thinks something is only right if it's the way they want it or the way they would do it.
Fucktards usually have deep seeded misconceptions about reality and viewpoints.

That fucktard is stating their opinion again, while being assertive, inconsiderate and irrational.

fucktard by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015

fucktard 

A dumbass, combination of "fucking" and "retard"

He just crashed into a tree, what a fucktard!

fucktard by Your mom goes to college!!!! June 27, 2005