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floss the albatross

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden
floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain
by killerbee33 April 21, 2018
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Floss Kabob

The act of running someone's used floss, that contains small pieces of food that were left behind in the person's teeth, through your own mouth.
Person 1: "I am starving."
Person 2: "How much to floss kabob Jim with his nasty yellow teeth after eating a plate full of raw shrimp?"
Person 1: "I'm not THAT hungry!"
by TurtleCouncil May 19, 2020
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Fossil Ridge High School

A 9-12th grade school, full of white kids who think they’re in a gang. Located in Fort Collins, Colorado. They have what other schools chant “daddy’s money” at sporting events. They aren’t wrong. On a scale of one to ten the average rating is fucking horrible. I watched some kid take a shit on the gym floor.
by Vladimir bootin December 16, 2020
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flossing her vocal cords

The act of deep throating a penis so hard that it feels like you just flossed your vocal cords.
My fiance' loves flossing her vocal cords with my cock!
by Jennilover21 April 12, 2022
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Fossy Game

Absolutely horrendous flirting with a bird, equivalent of a war crime. Often just nodding and responding ‘aye’ to everything she says and laughing awkwardly.
Look at that kid dropping fossy game on that 2
by Adam Johnson The Third November 2, 2022
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Sock Flossing

When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.

If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.

For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.
1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.

2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.
by jerksock November 21, 2011
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Cheek Fossil

when a kid shits their pants and then sits down, pressing it between their ass-crack and the chair creating a casting of their crack
my son shit his pants at the park and then went down the slide, creating a cheek fossil
by cosmic charlie December 5, 2012
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