The Fred Voccola

The Fred Voccola when you hype up to a partner how sexually endowed you are, only for them to be disappointed when the rocketship you've described is actually a small dog's dick and you insist that people prefer it over your previous promises. Pretty typical of Florida based tech companies.
"I pulled The Fred Voccola on her last night and she left! Guess she doesn't like rocketships."
by KaseyNah October 12, 2023
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Fred Phelps

A conservative shit who hates the world, and especially gays.
From Topeka Kansas, basically shows up at funerals with hate signs.
Did you see the news?
oh, yeah, just that Fred Phelps guy being a dick again.
by sirlalalar April 06, 2011
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Fred's out

A fart.
A pronouncement about the presence of a fart, generally made by the one who just "dealt it" (as a warning) rather than simply "smelt it" (as an accusation).
Dude: Fred's out!

Friends: Aaaaaaagggghhhh!!!!
by want2surf December 27, 2013
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Fred Felch

A total ass clown from Topeka, Kansas, who hates gays and holds bizarre, insulting protests at military funerals. He also plans on protesting at the funeral of Billy Graham, who is actually a real evangelist that worships Jesus Christ

The parasitic lawyer slash Baptist preacher, who runs a cult slash hate group consisting almost exclusively of his inbred family members

AkA Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka and webmaster of www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, www.godhatessweden.com and a lot of other retarded websites
That fart knocking Fred Felch is at it again with his crazy fucking family pretending they're not gay by attacking gay people and insanely equating them with the military.

If Fred Felch ever shows up at the funeral of anyone that I know, I will punch him out cold.
by Kansas City Fats July 01, 2010
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Fred Meyer

A legendary man who started a revolutionary business at one time. Now it stands for a corrupt bullshit establishment full of people who have no idea how to manage people let alone a business.
"I found everything on my list at Fred Meyer," said Ben. "Well, I lost my soul while working there. Was that available for sale yet?", said Jon.
by J. Bosshart April 30, 2008
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kill fred

to overreact completely to something, especially in a violent way.

origin: I Am Legend
not gonna spoil it for those who haven't seen it
Tom: You stole my pencil!!
Barry: Don't kill fred over it, i'll give it back...
Tom: You complete whore!! (punches Barry in the neck)
by madlyinluvwithbutters December 29, 2007
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Red Fred

An 'F' on your report card or homework. Typically made with a red, felt tipped marker.
I didn't study at all and got a big 'red fred' on my test!
by kctoole September 28, 2018
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