You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.
Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
by Manfred Big January 12, 2011
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by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020
Get the I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe mug.Trust,Honor, Strength,Wisdom, Empowered,& Freedom are just a few words to represent the logo and clothing line as it is today.The name Fortune Fast Life was founded in 2013 By American Rapper Nascar RD which later became a clothing brand in March 2019.Still using his stage name NASCAR RD (DeManuel R.)created the brand to mirror a face paced lifestyle living state to state & overcoming obstacles along the way.The brand managed to make a name for itself with its organic style and originality.The dice on the logo doesn’t necessarily mean to gamble but in life to take chances and the logo of the feather is considered to be having or seek guidance along the way.
by New York Tymes November 26, 2023
Get the Fortune Fast Life mug.To be weak and have no similarity to a fortress. (Fort-un-able)
Opposite of Fortrable.
Often used as a backhanded compliment as it can be misinterpreted as to be lucky or fortuitous.
Opposite of Fortrable.
Often used as a backhanded compliment as it can be misinterpreted as to be lucky or fortuitous.
The man who won the lottery looked very fortunable, weak and unstable.
congratulations on winning the lottery, I was about to buy that ticket, you are very fortunable.
congratulations on winning the lottery, I was about to buy that ticket, you are very fortunable.
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Disclaimer: You must be able to levitate
Step1: There is a tarp with an X on the ground
Step 2: Recruit your trusted friends
Step 3: Get your man, make him lay on the X and take out his dick
Step 4: Place your mouth over large cock
Step 5: Activate levitation
Step 6: Have your friends grab your legs and spin you around in a circle with your mouth still connected to the cock
Step 7: Make your friends Run faster as you spin around his cock
Continue until the process is complete and the man has provide “good soup”
Disclaimer: You must be able to levitate
Step1: There is a tarp with an X on the ground
Step 2: Recruit your trusted friends
Step 3: Get your man, make him lay on the X and take out his dick
Step 4: Place your mouth over large cock
Step 5: Activate levitation
Step 6: Have your friends grab your legs and spin you around in a circle with your mouth still connected to the cock
Step 7: Make your friends Run faster as you spin around his cock
Continue until the process is complete and the man has provide “good soup”
by Barbara Linn September 18, 2021
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