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empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life
You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
by Manfred Big January 12, 2011
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I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020
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Fortunable

To be weak and have no similarity to a fortress. (Fort-un-able)
Opposite of Fortrable.

Often used as a backhanded compliment as it can be misinterpreted as to be lucky or fortuitous.
The man who won the lottery looked very fortunable, weak and unstable.

congratulations on winning the lottery, I was about to buy that ticket, you are very fortunable.
by Fortrable August 19, 2024
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Fortune Fast Life

Trust,Honor, Strength,Wisdom, Empowered,& Freedom are just a few words to represent the logo and clothing line as it is today.The name Fortune Fast Life was founded in 2013 By American Rapper Nascar RD which later became a clothing brand in March 2019.Still using his stage name NASCAR RD (DeManuel R.)created the brand to mirror a face paced lifestyle living state to state & overcoming obstacles along the way.The brand managed to make a name for itself with its organic style and originality.The dice on the logo doesn’t necessarily mean to gamble but in life to take chances and the logo of the feather is considered to be having or seek guidance along the way.
by New York Tymes November 26, 2023
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Wheel Of Fortune

The girl positions herself as follows: legs up at a 90 degree angle, her back to the ground, while being suspended in mid air by the member. The man spins her forcefully by the legs in a full 360 degree circle.
by Klete D. Keller April 16, 2016
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Fortune Clubbed

When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death
Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.
by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022
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I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
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