Fonejack

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic. (Used in the television show 'Fonejacker', shown on E4.)

I'd like to get a fonejack, by Terry Tibbs.

by Fats Million August 22, 2007

fooger

A combination of "fucker" and "booger", typically used to describe a person who displays a lapse of judgement or common sense.

"Joey, you fooger! How did you lock your keys in your car?"

by Loogaroo November 5, 2004

Grandma fooler

A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.

Friend: Did you get an iPod for Christmas?
You: I got an MP3 player, but it was a Grandma fooler.

by tbirdwhoever November 29, 2009

Foon

noun: silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense.

Bailey Jarriel is a foon.

by President of 2032 June 25, 2010

bum foolery

A homosexual act, usually committed in a somewhat secluded public place like restrooms or a park

James: "where's old Chris tonight?"
Phil: "ah he's gone in the bogs with Rueben for a bit of bum foolery"

by Winston Churchill's Sausagefest October 31, 2005

Fooded

When You eat so much of something so delicious you feel intoxicated, Where you have to just lay back. Like food and getting faded mixed together.

We went to the pizza parlor and had three slices a piece, we were so fooded.

by Greg Soriano March 6, 2008

Foofer

N. "Foofer" A slight fart.

V. "Foofered" The act of foofering.

Oh man, I sure foofer allot!

by roachofdiscord November 30, 2004